Puffballs Please!
Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:02 am
A young stallion steps forward, with a flirty twinkle in his eye.
Hello ladies! My name is Leaf of the Edging Foyrest, and I am looking foyr some special giyrls to join me in a Song. I'm a stallion who's biggeyr than life, and the fillies who yrun with me had betteyr be the same. And I don't just mean in peyrsonality! I love my fluff, and I'll love youyrs too, you'd betteyr believe it! If you'yre looking foyr a man who tyruly believes that size does matteyr, and the biggeyr the betteyr, you've come to the yright place!
((What he's saying is that he's mostly interested in fluffy or pudgy mares. He flies on occasion, but not so much that wings are a requirement. He generally only uses them to get fruit from the trees if there's not enough on the ground!))